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The 23 Most Memorable Blackboard Gags From “The Simpsons”

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Anonymous asked: How would the signs practice learning a new language? O:

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aries: mispronounces words with a cringe-worthy accent 

taurus: takes longer than normal to finish level 1 of their lesson

gemini: google translates everything they don’t understand 

cancer: practices every day for hours on end 

leo: goes straight to a native speaker and tries to pluck up a conversation

virgo: perfects their grammar down to a t 

libra: learns all the swear words first, so they can talk about you in another tongue 

scorpio: translates favorite song lyrics 

sagittarius: analyzes each phrase, finding latin root words and false cognates 

capricorn: very strict with themselves while learning 

aquarius: talks and talks and talks, tries to pick up slang too 

pisces: is learning spanish, french, chinese, and dutch all at the same time 

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"Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?"

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dangerouspoetry:

The legendary children of Paris Is Burning, (1990).

Gone, but not forgotten.

my heart breaaaks

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dynastylnoire:

College

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b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

bruh i don’t even watch this show but because of this reference I need to see it now. Where’s the link? lol 

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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blonesome:

bunniesinpajamas:

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

He pulled the seat back omgg

Lmaooooooo despite the spoiler I still wasn’t ready for that

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